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Newts

PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:37 am
by Enzo
Heard this on CBS news with Katie Kouric.

From the Daily Mail:
Couple barred from living in £1million house for year after protected newts move in after flood

Since floods ruined their £1million home, John and Margie Histed have been squeezed into a caravan in the grounds. That was eight months and £250,000 worth of repairs ago. Yet the couple still can't move back into the house - because the great crested newt apparently got there first.

The slippery squatter was discovered when a blocked drainage ditch near the couple's garden sent water coursing through the property again last week. This time, because carpets have yet to be laid and renovations incomplete, the damage was minimal.

But the Histeds' plans to unblock the defective ditch have been refused - because officials suspect a family of great crested newts has settled in to it. They have ordered a three-month survey to look for the protected species but this cannot even begin until June. Work to remove any amphibians found would then take several more months. This means the Histeds have had to put their renovations on hold, terrified that the ditch could flood again.

"I know it's the law but it's very frustrating and bordering on the ridiculous that the fate of newts takes precedence over humans," said Mrs Histed, a 68-year-old retired doctor. "Is it reasonable for us to just sit here and watch if the ditch floods our home again just because there may be some newts there?"


The Histeds' six-bedroom farmhouse is close to the M4 at Dauntsey, Wiltshire. Last July, a drainage ditch which runs through their garden became blocked with debris nearby and burst its banks. Three feet of water gushed into their home and the couple have spent the last eight months re-wiring the house and replacing the kitchen, boiler and central heating system. They were just starting the final stages of repairs when they were flooded again last week.


It then emerged that the drainage ditch, which takes run-off away from the motorway, is still blocked. They wrote to the Highways Agency asking for permission to unblock it but this was refused. Instead, officials ordered the newt search, saying staff would have to comb the water by hand to look for the three-inch creatures. However, the survey cannot start immediately because the newts might be breeding and birds in hedges and trees along the ditch might be sitting on eggs. It is estimated that work will not begin for three months and that any operation to remove newts will not start before the autumn.

This leaves the Histeds contemplating a long summer of discontent in their caravan. (Trailer, in US terms) Mr Histed, 71, a retired computer consultant, said the couple already had a healthy newt population in a pond on their ten acres of grounds. "It's not that we're not sympathetic towards wildlife - in fact, we're very keen on it and understand the need to protect certain species," he added. "But it seems ridiculous that we can't protect our property from more flood damage for many months because newts may be there."

The great crested newt is protected under EU law as well as the Wildlife and Countryside Act. It is illegal to capture or kill it or disturb its habitat.
Last month, work on a £15million bypass for the village of Earl Shilton, Leicestershire, was suspended so £1.7million could be spent to protect one single great crested. A spokesman for the Environment Agency said that under EU law, anyone who intended to disturb any watercourse had a duty to check for newts first.



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Now I am use to Kouric always finding some sad story, and asking some poor sap whose life has crumbled how he feels, but this time it was different. She reported the Histeds are now waiting to hear if there are any of these newts on their land.

In this case, she said, "No newts is good newts."

PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:53 am
by Lance
:glp-1doh1:

PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:58 pm
by Blue Monster 65
That's a pretty long way 'round for that one, Enzo!

Cool lizard, though.

Yes, I know it's an amphibian.

Lizard is a better word.

Is this for real?

Woof! - Scott

PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:12 pm
by Dragon Star
"I know it's the law but it's very frustrating and bordering on the ridiculous that the fate of newts takes precedence over humans," said Mrs Histed, a 68-year-old retired doctor. "Is it reasonable for us to just sit here and watch if the ditch floods our home again just because there may be some newts there?"


Then build a fucking dam, dumbass!

PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:35 pm
by pmcolt
Dragon Star wrote:Then build a fucking dam, dumbass!


A f---ing dam is exactly their problem. Their house is flooding because a drainage ditch which should be carrying water away from their house is blocked.

The owners want to unblock the ditch, allowing the property to drain properly. Government officials won't allow it because a protected species of newt is living and breeding there (maybe), and a survey must be conducted (a few months from now) before any corrective action may be taken. In the meantime, the drainage ditch continues to overflow and flood their house.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:40 pm
by MM_Dandy
Plus, building a dam may possibly be construed as disturbing the newts' habitat.

PostPosted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 2:06 am
by KLA2
C'mon. DS is right. Dig a ditch, build a levee around the house. A couple of hours with a front-end loader, no flood.

Sad, and ridiculous.

PostPosted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:36 am
by Enzo
Yes, the story is real, and Katie actually said that.

Uh, you don't think Moi would say something like that, do you?

PostPosted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:25 am
by Heid the Ba
Gussie Fink-Nottle would approve. As would Ken Livingstone.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 1:25 am
by Dragon Star
KLA2 wrote:C'mon. DS is right. Dig a ditch, build a levee around the house. A couple of hours with a front-end loader, no flood.

Sad, and ridiculous.


Not like it would be hard to dig it given the water-table. :P You could go out there and dig it with one of those kidi plastic beach shovels. lol.

PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 2:42 am
by umop ap!sdn
Am I a bad person for laughing at the phrase "fucking dam"? :mrgreen:

PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:36 am
by Enzo
It is no worse than reading the menu at a Thai restaurant.

Pud Prick


Fuk Dam


Pu pu plate.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 2:25 am
by umop ap!sdn
I'd heard of pu pu platter but not the others. Those are actual dishes?

PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 2:34 am
by KLA2
Was the waiter's name Won Hung Lo? {No, that would be Chinese food}

Usual apologies to any offended.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:08 am
by Dragon Star
umop ap!sdn wrote:Am I a bad person for laughing at the phrase "fucking dam"? :mrgreen:


Unless it's in reference to Amsterdam. :glp-rimshot:

PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 6:58 am
by Enzo
Pad prik on a Thai menu is about as common as a burger on an American menu, at least around here. Pronunciation sounds somewhere between pod and pud to my ear. Pud is funnier.

Most other items just look dirty if your mind is so inclined.

Pad see you

Pad ga Pow

Nam prik num
(perhaps the feeling will return)

phrik khii nuu (Thai: พริกขี้หนู), literally "mouse shit chillies".

Fug tong gang buad
(sounds dirty to me)

Pud ped sataw (stinky beans and shrimp)

Khing dong (I swear to God)

PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 7:47 pm
by umop ap!sdn
Heh.

Well I already knew that the Koreans had no dongs.