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by **Blue Monster 65** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:23 am

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Really, I mean, every time I think about this I just get ... snicker ... idiot ... chuckle ... outrage ... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

$4300 for a blowjob?!?!?!?! What the FUCK was he thinking?!?!

Sigh ... what a moron ...

Woof! - Scott

by **Enzo** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:57 am

You...you mean... they don't ALWAYS cost that much?

Oh man....

by **Blue Monster 65** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:09 am

I was wondering what you did with your last Jag ...

Woof! - Scott

by **Blue Monster 65** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:53 am

Now that the laughing has died down, I must admit I'm of two minds about this.

The first is simple: in the State of New York, prostitution and pandering is a crime. He has admitted his guilt and therefore should step down, no whimpering about reasons, sorrow, etc. allowed. Goodbye, Eliot.

The second is that I don't care about a person's sex life. As long as you're not hurting anyone, then I really don't care what you do between the sheets (so to speak) as long as you're consenting adults (therein lies the rub - anything else and I'm an advocate of the death penalty ... really). Prostitution should be legalized ... and taxed. Perhaps the last goes against my libertarian ideals, but it would be one way to raise funds needed for our armed forces and infrastructure and it would be a voluntary tax. Works for me.

Woof! - Scott

by **Bill EE** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:24 pm

I think you are missing a very important point. If the dude overpays for a blowjob, what chance does he have staying within the state budget?

by **Enzo** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:03 am

Now do we really need state assessments on BJ pricing structures?

by **Superluminal** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:24 am

In the A.F. we were warned about the very high sex tax in London. If it was legal, we could wipe out the national debt in a couple of years.

In Korea, the going rate back in the 70's was $10 a NIGHT, Switzer could have flown there, had a good time and had change left over.

by **Enzo** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:35 am

Someone asked me tonight why would a guy pay that much for a hooker. WHat would you get for that price? We decided the advantage is that when you are done, she leaves. I also think the price includes I keep control over the TV remote - as it should be.

(I'LL be bruised tomorrow for sure.)

by **Dragon Star** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:29 pm

All of this is nothing but laughable, really.

You have a guy who pays $4300 to get his noodle popped.
His wife doesn't even leave him.
He's in NY.
Happens to be said mayor of NY.

This shit is epic. :glp-1rof1:

by **Heid the Ba** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:32 pm

Bill EE wrote:I think you are missing a very important point. If the dude overpays for a blowjob, what chance does he have staying within the state budget?

The causes of inflation are different and it is easier to control the overheads.

by **Heid the Ba** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:36 pm

Dragon Star wrote:Happens to be said mayor of NY.

That will come as news to Michael Bloomberg. :D

by **Blue Monster 65** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 6:36 pm

Hmmm ... come to think of it, we've NEVER seen DS and Eliot Spitzer in the same room together ... or DS and Michael Bloomberg, either!

Could DS really be both Eliot Spitzer and Michael Bloomberg? WOW! The mind boggles!

Hmmm ... perhaps we should move this thread over to Conspiracy Theories?

Woof! - Scott

by **Heid the Ba** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:47 pm

Political sex scandals always leave an unpleasant taste in the mouth.

by **Blue Monster 65** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:50 pm

Oh, Heid ... [-X

Woof! - Scott

by **Dragon Star** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:30 pm

Heid the Ba' wrote:
Dragon Star wrote:Happens to be said mayor of NY.

That will come as news to Michael Bloomberg. :D

Shit, Governor... #-o

by **Heid the Ba** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:52 pm

Blue Monster 65 wrote:Oh, Heid ...

Woof! - Scott

The alternative was:

She's just glad his name isn't Eliot Swallower . . .

I'll get me coat.

by **Enzo** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 2:58 am

Eliot Swallower?

I got nothing yet, trying to make some sort of Switzer-Boat reference and getting nowhere.

by **Heid the Ba** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 1:25 pm

Enzo wrote:Eliot Swallower?

A reference in very poor taste. :oops:

[spoiler]Blow job/spit/swallow.[/spoiler]

by **Blue Monster 65** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:40 pm

Well, Heid, you DO know the difference between spit, swallow and gargle, right?

Someone who likes you, someone who loves you and a showoff. :shock:

Woof1 - Scott

by **Enzo** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:53 pm

Oh Heid, I knew what you meant.

My question was more along the lines of , "Eliot Swallower? Is THAT your offering?"

BM65 on the other hand is just exhibiting..... poor taste.

Oh geez, and I think he's dropping in for a visit this evening.

by **KLA2** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 1:19 am

Hope he gargles first. :lol:

by **KLA2** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 1:22 am

Credit where due.

"Haid does the thread" (Sounds better with a Scottish accent :lol:

)

Good stuff, Haid. :wink:

by **Heid the Ba** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:59 am

Apologies Enzo, I should have known you got it.

by **Enzo** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 6:28 am

I was just crestfallen because you came up with something and I didn't...

grumble grumble grumble...

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