I just had an idea of how Iran can triumph over the nonbelievers. Cluster Nukes. Just launch one high altitude missile over the Great Satan and it breaks apart (just like the American diabolical cluster bomb) and rains down multiple nuclear warheads all over North America. Clearly then the survivors will convert to Islam after seeing the might that the one true faith has shown.
We will be doing them a blessed favor and Allah will be pleased.
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Cluster Nukes
by Bill_Thompson » Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:31 am
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by Bill_Thompson » Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:36 am
The Democrats and the Liberals and the Bush Haters will like it too if any of them survive.
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Re: Cluster Nukes
by Lance » Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:59 am
Bill_Thompson wrote:Cluster Nukes
We have them. They're called MIRVs (Multiple Independently targetable Reentry Vehicle).
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Re: Cluster Nukes
by Мастер » Wed Jan 31, 2007 3:02 am
Bill_Thompson wrote:I just had an idea of how Iran can triumph over the nonbelievers. Cluster Nukes. Just launch one high altitude missile over the Great Satan and it breaks apart (just like the American diabolical cluster bomb) and rains down multiple nuclear warheads all over North America. Clearly then the survivors will convert to Islam after seeing the might that the one true faith has shown.
We will be doing them a blessed favor and Allah will be pleased.
You're still not part of the Ummah.
They call me Mr Celsius!
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by Enzo » Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:49 am
Ummah, Oprah. Oprah, Ummah.
Bill has been hanging out at the diner again listening to the people who eat lunch about 10AM talk politics and kick the mud off their shoes. String a few cliches together and substitute it for a point.
Bill has been hanging out at the diner again listening to the people who eat lunch about 10AM talk politics and kick the mud off their shoes. String a few cliches together and substitute it for a point.
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Re: Cluster Nukes
by Bill_Thompson » Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:05 pm
Lance wrote:Bill_Thompson wrote:Cluster Nukes
We have them. They're called MIRVs (Multiple Independently targetable Reentry Vehicle).
Who is "We", Kemosabe?
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Re: Cluster Nukes
by Bill EE » Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:26 pm
Lance wrote:Bill_Thompson wrote:Cluster Nukes
We have them. They're called MIRVs (Multiple Independently targetable Reentry Vehicle).
Actually Lance the bomblets in a custer bomb are not (usually) attacking different targets. The fUSSR used to have MRV - in short one missile - three warheads - same target with a spread. I know - I just being a Penis Head.
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by Bill_Thompson » Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:47 pm
I wonder if just one nuke over yellowstone would be enough.
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