Illuminati-R-Us

No, not the God Bothering Egg Chasers but Belgian Holy Week. The Tour Of Flanders on Sunday, Scheldeprijs midweek and then Roubaix the next Sunday. Flanders is an odd one, there was a massive crash at Dwars door Flanders which took out many of the favourites but that just means that some teams will try and clusterfuck the big favourite Mathieu van der Poel. For those playing along at home he is cycling royalty, his dad is Adri and his grandfather was Raymond Poulidour, but annoyingly he is actually quite a nice guy even though he doesn't ride for us.