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Or make your rudder stronger

tubeswell wrote:Or make your rudder stronger

Won't the whales just take that as a challenge?

Despite the name they’re not whales. My cheery Wee thought is that there has been an encounter off Shetland and I’ll be rowing off Cromarty in a couple of weeks. I am assured by the two marine mammal experts I row with that we are too wee and slow to attract an orca.

Sein Wort in Gottes Ohr, as we say here...
And, of course: Kids these days...

Heid the Ba wrote:Despite the name they’re not whales. My cheery Wee thought is that there has been an encounter off Shetland and I’ll be rowing off Cromarty in a couple of weeks. I am assured by the two marine mammal experts I row with that we are too wee and slow to attract an orca.

You'll be close to Dun Lianachan there - scope for a pint?

Possibly, we’re heading to Orkney after Cromarty and might stop Black Isle-ish on the way back.

Heid the Ba wrote:Despite the name they’re not whales.

But...but... They're dolphins, so they're whales, right?

Have we got to the joke about the plus-sized Welsh ladies yet?

g-one wrote:Have we got to the joke about the plus-sized Welsh ladies yet?

This has to do if asking them whether they’re from Scotland?

Yes, that one.