Islamic Near Death Experiance's?

[Superluminal]

Most near death stories I've heard have in some way mirrored Christian beliefs. People claiming to have seen a bright light at the end of a tunnel, seeing Heaven, dead relitives, one guy claimed to have gone to hell, etc. Has anyone heard any Islamic near death experiances? I just wonder if the men see 72 virgins and do women see the man of their dreams?

[Blue Monster 65]

Considering that the tunnel of light people see has to do with the lack of oxygen to the brain, I would imagine Islamists see the same thing.

But they probably think its 72 virgins! Or, more accurately, 72 raisins. Typo in the copying of the Koran, you see.

Fucking idiots. (not you, Super!)

Woof! - Scott

[KLA2]

Well, I sometimes dream about wanton women, but I doubt that they see me. :wink:

Besides, I think you only get to see those virgins if you blow yourself up, taking as many innocent people with you as possible, and those guys ain't talking.

(Usual disclaimers; not attacking Islam; condemning genocidal murderers of every ilk.)

[Superluminal]

Suicide bomber walks into a Mosque, is about to press the button. An alert guard whacks him over the head with a club, he falls to the floor unconscious. He sees 72 beautiful, naked virgins, slowly walking up to him, all smiling seductively. Just as the first one touches him, his eyes pop open and he looks longingly into the eyes of the Arabic equivalent of BUBBA!!

[Blue Monster 65]

How do you say "GAH!" in Arabic?

Woof! - Scott

[Enzo]

Islamic near death experience: Pull the string, but nothing detonates...

The women in my dreams are often wanton. They just aren't wanton ME. I enjoy their soup.

[Мастер]

How do you say "GAH!" in Arabic?

You could try:

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[KLA2]

More importantly how do you say, in Arabic, "Bubba, I should warn you, I have Ebola."