Illuminati-R-Us

by **Bill_Thompson** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 2:35 am

Notice the old man toying with his beard until he notices the camera - watch for his reaction.
http://194.79.31.98/badjojomedia/daily- ... .16/13.wmv

by **umop ap!sdn** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 2:02 am

Is it a funeral or something? Looks like he was sitting there bored but wanted to pay lip service to the camera.

by **Мастер** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:18 am

I'm not so sure that finger was in his beard just before the camera reaches him. . .

by **Lance** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:11 am

Oh, gross, it's not. Let me try and do a few captures...

by **Lonewulf** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 4:15 am

"Wow. A Muslim picking his nose!"

Man, people here must be bored.

by **hippietrekx** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 5:11 am

What gave you that idea, Lonewulf?

--hippie, melting into a pool on mind-rotted slush

by **Lonewulf** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 4:54 pm

Out of curiosity, why is this even in "Religion and Spirituality"? Where's the religious or spiritual discussion?

Allow me to interject one: "Every time a Muslim picks his nose, Jesus kills a kitten"

Discuss.

by **Bandit** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 12:47 am

Lonewulf wrote:Out of curiosity, why is this even in "Religion and Spirituality"? Where's the religious or spiritual discussion?

Allow me to interject one: "Every time a Muslim picks his nose, Jesus kills a kitten"

Discuss.

I'm glad you brought this up, it's certainly nothing to sneeze at .. or is it? :-k

While some people automatically assume that Muslim nose-picking results in a Jesus kitten-killing spree, it's actually a case of allergies, skewed perception, and the urban legends of our Western culture. What actually happens is some people (Muslim and otherwise) are allergic to animals and a dead feline qualifies. With me so far? OK, an itchy nose is the by-product of such allergies and when a Muslim scratches his/her nose it's often misconstrued as he/she's "picking" it. (This misperception is not just confined to the itchy noses of select Muslims, as other personalities/ideologues of every persuasion are cited at one time or another). The involvement of Jesus is just the byproduct of Catholicism's preeminence in our Western culture. In Eastern cultures, as you would expect, Buddha is the kitty-killer and in the northern polar regions it's Santa or, in the case of some Inuit chauvinist bachelors, it's Mrs. Claus during a rather vivid PMS episode.

Lonewulf wrote:Man, people here must be bored.

What ever gave you that idea? :wink:

by **Lonewulf** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 9:52 am

Bandit wrote:What ever gave you that idea? :wink:

Well, the fact that people are talking about this, for one.

...

Oh, you were being facetious. Uh, I knew that. Really.

by **nicozine** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 10:03 pm

There is no evidence, biblical or otherwise, that Jesus even dislikes cats..."and I say unto you, whosoever squashes a kitten in my name will burn in the everlasting fires of Gehenna." I'm pretty sure that's from Revelations, but it could be from Acts. So Jesus actually likes kittens. I'm not so sure he's fond of nosepickers though.

by **Lonewulf** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 12:56 pm

nicozine wrote:There is no evidence, biblical or otherwise, that Jesus even dislikes cats..."and I say unto you, whosoever squashes a kitten in my name will burn in the everlasting fires of Gehenna." I'm pretty sure that's from Revelations, but it could be from Acts. So Jesus actually likes kittens. I'm not so sure he's fond of nosepickers though.

This all reminds me of Firefly...

"If you so much as lay a hand on her, you'll go to the special hell. The one reserved for child molesters and people that talk at the theatre."

by **Bill_Thompson** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:31 am

damn

Link gone

stupid website

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