I just heard the chancellor of the University of Kansas (Lawrence) being intrviewed on CNN discussing damage to the campus after last night's severe storms. When ask if there were any injuries, he replied "No, God was really looking out for us."
Yeah, okay...
Using that logic, where did the storm come from? Wal-Mart?
"God was really looking out for us."
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"God was really looking out for us."
by Lance » Mon Mar 13, 2006 4:17 pm
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by Lonewulf » Mon Mar 13, 2006 4:19 pm
I'm a humanist and transhumanist, so this type of stuff annoys me. It takes away from the potential and abilities of the human being, and puts all of them in the hands of an unseen power. Kinda takes away from the splendor that is the human being.
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Re: "God was really looking out for us."
by Мастер » Mon Mar 13, 2006 5:01 pm
Lance wrote:Using that logic, where did the storm come from? Wal-Mart?
Don't be ridiculous. It came from HAARP.
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by Lance » Mon Mar 13, 2006 5:03 pm
Of course!
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by Lonewulf » Mon Mar 13, 2006 5:05 pm
At least it's not HMO-based miracles.
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by The Beer Slayer » Mon Mar 13, 2006 6:54 pm
They were probably targeting the student union food co-op. All those damn peaceniks...
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by teri tait » Mon Mar 13, 2006 7:16 pm
Cruel Redneck wrote:They were probably targeting the student union food co-op. All those damn peaceniks...
Yep, if they all got haircuts and jobs they would probably never have severe storms. Just medium large storms with aemi-severe thunder harmlessly striking the appropriate lightning rod.
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by Lonewulf » Mon Mar 13, 2006 7:17 pm
Huh, Teri, I'd thought you'd defend the side of the religious on this one. :)
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by teri tait » Mon Mar 13, 2006 7:30 pm
Lonewulf wrote:Huh, Teri, I'd thought you'd defend the side of the religious on this one. :)
I keep telling you, I'm not religious I believe in God. God has a great sense of humour so I'm for whatever is funny. I am a Gnostic believer, Wulfie, I believe knowledge of God comes from within. I commune with others of my same design in the Egregore sense of communication. The only church I attend is the Celestial Sanctum, which is gained through visualization and meditation. Its very enlightening, and a quite surprising sometimes. Its hard to explain, suffice to say I'm a true believer.
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by Lonewulf » Mon Mar 13, 2006 7:47 pm
Ahhhh, I see.
I'll avoid further comment for now.
I'll avoid further comment for now.
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by Halcyon Dayz, FCD » Mon Mar 13, 2006 7:51 pm
Lonewulf wrote:I'll avoid further comment for now.
And yet another first. :o
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by Lonewulf » Mon Mar 13, 2006 7:52 pm
Halcyon Dayz wrote:And yet another first. :o
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by teri tait » Mon Mar 13, 2006 7:57 pm
Lonewulf wrote:Ahhhh, I see.
I'll avoid further comment for now.
:)
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