Keeper of Genesis by Bauval and Hancock

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Keeper of Genesis by Bauval and Hancock

Postby Heid the Ba » Tue Jan 29, 2013 9:46 pm

I acquired a copy of this recently, Jesus tittyfucking Christ is it bad. The basic premise is that the Pyramids in Giza are aligned with the stars in Orion's Belt and something, something and something else. No mention of why the other 140 odd pyramids aren't aligned that way, or why everyone is wrong but them, or why . . . oh never mind. I skimmed through it on the train back to Edinburgh today and that is all I'm going to do. I'd give it to charity but someone might read it and believe it.

Then I got off the train and the three workies in front of me were wearing overalls liveried by the company "Orion". Co-incidence? I don't think so. :shock:
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Re: Keeper of Genesis by Bauval and Hancock

Postby Arneb » Tue Jan 29, 2013 10:48 pm

Clearly those techies were from the Mind control department... You just keep your tinfoilhat on, and nothing untoward is going to happen.
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Re: Keeper of Genesis by Bauval and Hancock

Postby tubeswell » Tue Jan 29, 2013 11:17 pm

What Arneb said.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

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Re: Keeper of Genesis by Bauval and Hancock

Postby Lianachan » Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:06 am

I read a Hancock book once - The Sign and the Seal. It didn't feature either of his main themes - Orion/pyramid alignment or the year 10,500 BCE.
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