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J.U.L.I.E.

Postby Lance » Fri May 17, 2013 3:34 pm

Joint Utilities Location Information Exchange

If you are going to excavate on your property, even so much as to install a new mailbox, you _MUST_ call J.U.L.I.E. to locate burried utility lines before digging so you don't accidently hit them. This covers gas, electric, cable, phone and so forth.

So I did. Got everything marked so we could lay some new drain tile.

The phone company missed the mark by about 12 feet. Phone drop cut, no phone, no DLS, so no IRU.

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There is a new temporary drop in place for now. At some unknown time within the next 2-3 months they will come and bury a new drop. We'll be down then, too, but it shouldn't take long.
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Re: J.U.L.I.E.

Postby Arneb » Fri May 17, 2013 4:53 pm

Fookin Idjits
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Re: J.U.L.I.E.

Postby Lance » Fri May 17, 2013 10:26 pm

Yeah, li'l bit.
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Re: J.U.L.I.E.

Postby wring » Sat May 18, 2013 12:31 am

well that explains it. I thought you were finally sick of Enzo's puns.
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Re: J.U.L.I.E.

Postby Enzo » Sat May 18, 2013 12:51 am

Or Enzo's wife.


Darling, when I saw the thread title, and your name as a poster, I thought for SURE you'd be telling them about YOUR organization.
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Re: J.U.L.I.E.

Postby Мастер » Sat May 18, 2013 1:10 am

Enzo wrote:Or Enzo's wife.


Darling, when I saw the thread title, and your name as a poster, I thought for SURE you'd be telling them about YOUR organization.


Having lived down the street from Llance in the 1990s, I knew exactly what JULIE meant as soon as I saw it.

Llance, I assume you at least have no liability, since you did call.
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Re: J.U.L.I.E.

Postby Lance » Sat May 18, 2013 2:34 am

Мастер wrote:Having lived down the street from Llance in the 1990s, I knew exactly what JULIE meant as soon as I saw it.

Llance, I assume you at least have no liability, since you did call.

Yeah, we're good. They're fine with getting everything fixed. It was just a real pain in the ass that they were so inaccurate to start with. What's the point?
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Re: J.U.L.I.E.

Postby Мастер » Sat May 18, 2013 2:41 am

Huh, why is the quote not working in my earlier post? The syntax looks right to me.
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Re: J.U.L.I.E.

Postby tubeswell » Sat May 18, 2013 4:10 am

Looks right to me too.
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Re: J.U.L.I.E.

Postby Lance » Sat May 18, 2013 4:34 am

Noticed that. I dunno.
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Re: J.U.L.I.E.

Postby Enzo » Sat May 18, 2013 5:13 am

OH come ON, isn't it obvious? They dig up your phone lines "by mistake." Then they get an opportunity to replace your wiring, and attach a wiretapping device in the process so they can spy on the IRU. It interferes with the syntax.
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Re: J.U.L.I.E.

Postby Мастер » Sat May 18, 2013 5:16 am

Enzo wrote:OH come ON, isn't it obvious? They dig up your phone lines "by mistake." Then they get an opportunity to replace your wiring, and attach a wiretapping device in the process so they can spy on the IRU. It interferes with the syntax.


I think that might be it.
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Re: J.U.L.I.E.

Postby Lance » Sat May 18, 2013 1:15 pm

Мастер wrote:
Enzo wrote:OH come ON, isn't it obvious? They dig up your phone lines "by mistake." Then they get an opportunity to replace your wiring, and attach a wiretapping device in the process so they can spy on the IRU. It interferes with the syntax.


I think that might be it.

That's weird. Why aren't quotes working for you?
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Re: J.U.L.I.E.

Postby Мастер » Sat May 18, 2013 3:31 pm

Lance wrote:
Мастер wrote:
Enzo wrote:OH come ON, isn't it obvious? They dig up your phone lines "by mistake." Then they get an opportunity to replace your wiring, and attach a wiretapping device in the process so they can spy on the IRU. It interferes with the syntax.


I think that might be it.

That's weird. Why aren't quotes working for you?


Hell if I know.
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Re: J.U.L.I.E.

Postby Мастер » Sat May 18, 2013 4:10 pm

Мастер wrote:Hell if I know.


Quotes worked in another thread.
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Re: J.U.L.I.E.

Postby Enzo » Sat May 18, 2013 6:42 pm

[quote]The End

Professor Jones had been working on time theory for many yeras.
"And I have found the key equation," he told his daughter one day. "Time is a field. This machine I have made can manipulate, even reverse, that field."
Pushing a button as he spoke, he said, "This should make time run backward backward run time make should this," said he, spoke he as button a pushing.
"Field that, reverse even, manipulate can amde have I machine this. Field is a time." Day one daughter his told he, "Equation key the found have I and."
"Years many for theory time on working been had Jones Professor."

Written by Fredric Brown, 1961

[/quote]


Nope, not working for me either. How did they FIND me?
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Re: J.U.L.I.E.

Postby Arneb » Sat May 18, 2013 6:51 pm

[quote="Enzo"][quote]The End

Professor Jones had been working on time theory for many yeras.
"And I have found the key equation," he told his daughter one day. "Time is a field. This machine I have made can manipulate, even reverse, that field."
Pushing a button as he spoke, he said, "This should make time run backward backward run time make should this," said he, spoke he as button a pushing.
"Field that, reverse even, manipulate can amde have I machine this. Field is a time." Day one daughter his told he, "Equation key the found have I and."
"Years many for theory time on working been had Jones Professor."

Written by Fredric Brown, 1961

[/quote]


Nope, not working for me either. How did they FIND me?[/quote]

They have Europe under control, as well...
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Re: J.U.L.I.E.

Postby tubeswell » Sun May 19, 2013 12:42 am

[quote="Arneb"][quote="Enzo"][quote]The End

Professor Jones had been working on time theory for many yeras.
"And I have found the key equation," he told his daughter one day. "Time is a field. This machine I have made can manipulate, even reverse, that field."
Pushing a button as he spoke, he said, "This should make time run backward backward run time make should this," said he, spoke he as button a pushing.
"Field that, reverse even, manipulate can amde have I machine this. Field is a time." Day one daughter his told he, "Equation key the found have I and."
"Years many for theory time on working been had Jones Professor."

Written by Fredric Brown, 1961

[/quote]
Hmmmm...


Nope, not working for me either. How did they FIND me?[/quote]

They have Europe under control, as well...[/quote]
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Re: J.U.L.I.E.

Postby tubeswell » Sun May 19, 2013 12:43 am

[quote="Arneb"][quote="Enzo"][quote]The End

Professor Jones had been working on time theory for many yeras.
"And I have found the key equation," he told his daughter one day. "Time is a field. This machine I have made can manipulate, even reverse, that field."
Pushing a button as he spoke, he said, "This should make time run backward backward run time make should this," said he, spoke he as button a pushing.
"Field that, reverse even, manipulate can amde have I machine this. Field is a time." Day one daughter his told he, "Equation key the found have I and."
"Years many for theory time on working been had Jones Professor."

Written by Fredric Brown, 1961

[/quote]



Nope, not working for me either. How did they FIND me?[/quote]

They have Europe under control, as well...[/quote]

Hmmmm...
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Re: J.U.L.I.E.

Postby Lance » Sun May 19, 2013 1:27 am

Мастер wrote:
Мастер wrote:Hell if I know.


Quotes worked in another thread.


The option to "Disable BBCode" was selected in all your posts in this thread.
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Re: J.U.L.I.E.

Postby Arneb » Sun May 19, 2013 1:47 am

Lance wrote:
Мастер wrote:
Мастер wrote:Hell if I know.


Quotes worked in another thread.


The option to "Disable BBCode" was selected in all your posts in this thread.


Yeah, now I see it - "BBCode is OFF". How do I turn it on again?
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Re: J.U.L.I.E.

Postby Мастер » Sun May 19, 2013 3:25 am

Quotes seem to work on the first page now, but not the second.
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Re: J.U.L.I.E.

Postby Мастер » Sun May 19, 2013 3:25 am

Мастер wrote:Quotes seem to work on the first page now, but not the second.


Test
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Re: J.U.L.I.E.

Postby tubeswell » Sun May 19, 2013 4:00 am

Мастер wrote:
Мастер wrote:Quotes seem to work on the first page now, but not the second.


Test


Re-test
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Re: J.U.L.I.E.

Postby Lance » Sun May 19, 2013 2:10 pm

Arneb wrote:Yeah, now I see it - "BBCode is OFF". How do I turn it on again?

Uncheck the checkbox that says to disable it.
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