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Postby Lance » Wed May 09, 2007 12:09 am

Sorry about being MIA today. It seems a road construction crew cut a cable earlier today. DSL and phone were out all afternoon.

It seems better now though.
No trees were killed in the posting of this message.
However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

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Postby Dragon Star » Wed May 09, 2007 12:40 am

That's why I couldn't get on? I thought perhaps it was just me...
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Wed May 09, 2007 3:59 am

Been there - only when they cut our DSL line it was out all weekend. Bastards. :x

Glad the IRU is up and running now! :D
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Postby I Am He » Wed May 09, 2007 8:25 am

Who are you trying to kid, Lance?? Did you go out and inspect that so called Cable Cut?? I guess you didn't, because you would of seen the burn marks from those Space Lazar Beam Weapons. I know it was a Conspiracy to try and silence us!! :glp-pissed:
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Postby Lonewulf » Wed May 09, 2007 5:22 pm

Yeah, sorry about that guys.

Those orbital weapons platforms have a reeeeally touchy trigger.

Won't happen again. Promise.
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Postby MM_Dandy » Wed May 09, 2007 5:29 pm

Space Lazars? Orbital Platforms? Pshaw. It was HAARP, I tell you.

Next time, tell the ISP (or whomever owns the lines) to wrap them in tinfoil. That way, not only will they resist the uber-ray capabilities of HAARP, it will also defeat it's signal interception and false transmission capabilities.
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Postby Lonewulf » Wed May 09, 2007 9:50 pm

MM_Dandy wrote:Space Lazars? Orbital Platforms? Pshaw. It was HAARP, I tell you.


no, really, it was my orbital platform.

Really. I made the thing. I was kinda there when it happened.
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Postby hippietrekx » Wed May 09, 2007 10:27 pm

I was upset (sorta) yesterday when I found that I couldn't slack of from doing my reasearch paper by hanging around here. I'm just writing my conclusion now... Drat you, Lance, I'll be done (with the works cited even!) with several hours to spare.
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Postby MM_Dandy » Thu May 10, 2007 5:30 pm

Lonewulf wrote:no, really, it was my orbital platform.

Really. I made the thing. I was kinda there when it happened.


Oh, really? Is it in geosynchronous orbit right now? Because if it isn't, there is no way for it to aim it's weapon at an underground cable on the day-time side of the world!

On the other hand, HAARP could do this easily.

On the backside of the other hand, so could Chuck Norris.

(I do apologize for this massive derailment -- complaints can be directed to customerservice@stfu.edu)
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Postby I Am He » Fri May 11, 2007 7:55 am

On the other hand, HAARP could do this easily.
Well that's only because they Jack-a-Lopes working for them. :glp-furious:
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Postby Lonewulf » Fri May 11, 2007 8:09 am

MM_Dandy wrote:
Lonewulf wrote:no, really, it was my orbital platform.

Really. I made the thing. I was kinda there when it happened.


Oh, really? Is it in geosynchronous orbit right now? Because if it isn't, there is no way for it to aim it's weapon at an underground cable on the day-time side of the world


Er, yeah... just one thing:

It orbits.

And it's been more than a single day since we've been discussing the issue.

Also, I could whole-heartedly prove my point by demonstrating it's exact coordinates on the celestial sphere...

...But you're not cleared for that.
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Postby azazul » Sat May 12, 2007 5:12 am

The site was down?

Hmm, didn't notice.
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Sat May 12, 2007 6:16 am

Lonewulf wrote:Also, I could whole-heartedly prove my point by demonstrating its exact coordinates on the celestial sphere...

3h17m23.6s -62°39'43.1" ? :lol:
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