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Happy Birthday Illuminati-R-Us

Postby Lance » Fri May 12, 2006 6:57 pm

Illuminati-R-Us was born one year ago today.

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Postby Мастер » Fri May 12, 2006 7:00 pm

ToSeek'd. But in any event...

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Postby Halcyon Dayz, FCD » Fri May 12, 2006 8:21 pm

Seems longer though. :wink:
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Postby Nighthawk » Sat May 13, 2006 1:29 am

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Postby I Am He » Sat May 13, 2006 3:20 am

Well then, there's a Cake in order . Just a little something I threw together. :lol:

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Postby Enzo » Sat May 13, 2006 3:44 am

Perky lil cake, innit?

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Postby teri tait » Sat May 13, 2006 6:01 am

Is it a cherry cake?
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Postby Enzo » Sat May 13, 2006 12:25 pm

Is it a layer cake?

Is it a tart?

Are those cup cakes?
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Sat May 13, 2006 10:18 pm

Peach?

Melon?

Maybe it would go good with a banana?

(Took me a minute to get the pun in "layer cake"... good one! :mrgreen: )
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Postby Enzo » Tue May 16, 2006 1:34 am

(We try)

And it is unfortunate when those cakes fall.
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Postby Lance » Mon May 28, 2007 12:17 am

Our second anniversary came and went a couple of weeks ago and nobody noticed.

Belated Happy Anniversary: I-R-U
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Postby Dragon Star » Mon May 28, 2007 12:44 am

Two years? Wow, mine made it about two weeks. :P
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Postby Мастер » Mon May 28, 2007 1:21 am

Dragon Star wrote:Two years? Wow, mine made it about two weeks. :P


Dragon Man, is yours still in business? I can't find the URL anywhere.
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Mon May 28, 2007 4:48 am

*ahem* Admin of a place that has a sidebar here! :P :lol:

Linky.



Happy belated anniversary to IRU. Here's to many more.
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Postby Dragon Star » Mon May 28, 2007 8:23 pm

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:
Dragon Star wrote:Two years? Wow, mine made it about two weeks. :P


Dragon Man, is yours still in business? I can't find the URL anywhere.


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Postby hippietrekx » Wed May 30, 2007 2:16 am

Dragon Star wrote:
Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:
Dragon Star wrote:Two years? Wow, mine made it about two weeks. :P


Dragon Man, is yours still in business? I can't find the URL anywhere.


Yes, it sits in darkness, like a precious gem waiting to be exploited.


You make me laugh.
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Postby Dragon Star » Sun Jun 10, 2007 9:40 pm

hippietrekx wrote:
Dragon Star wrote:
Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:
Dragon Star wrote:Two years? Wow, mine made it about two weeks. :P


Dragon Man, is yours still in business? I can't find the URL anywhere.


Yes, it sits in darkness, like a precious gem waiting to be exploited.


You make me laugh.


Good thing, or else I would hardly know you as well as I do. :)
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Postby St. Jimmy » Sat Jul 05, 2008 6:04 pm

:shock: Did we all miss the third IRU anniversary?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I feel so ashamed...... :oops:
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Postby Lance » Sat Jul 05, 2008 6:43 pm

Apparently so...
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Postby Enzo » Sat Jul 05, 2008 9:43 pm

wheres my cake? youmayrecallIdin'tgetanycakelastyear,andsomebodytookmyredstapler...
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Postby St. Jimmy » Sun Jul 06, 2008 5:38 am

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Postby pmcolt » Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:45 pm

We missed IRU's birthday? Darnit! Why didn't Facebook warn me? :evil:
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Postby troubleagain » Mon Jul 07, 2008 3:47 pm

Happy anniversary, IRU, whenever it was....

Jimmy, that lol is hilarious!
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Postby teri tait » Mon Jul 05, 2010 5:00 pm

Ever late and always a dollar shy :)

Your Main Minion still loves you, Sir Lance - ALOT :)

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I was saving this for my birthday and I don't mind sharing, if you would like a slice.

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Or if you prefer, I still have Pi in my eyes, rawr...

(still got my boobie trick shot? lol)

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I still like really good stoic cats, too


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I always keep you in mind :)


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Love ya,

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Postby Lance » Mon Jul 05, 2010 8:39 pm

teri tait wrote:(still got my boobie trick shot? lol)

Yup. ;)
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