The ground suddenly trembles beneath your feet. The sky darkens, as it fills with thunder clouds. The winds blow violently around you. Then a ray of light pierces the clouds to shine upon you and all around you becomes calm.
A loud, booming voice is heard thundering through the sky:
umop ap!sdn: You are the chosen one.
By decree of the Gods of IRU, you have been selected from among the many to be the next bearer of the Golden Thread and Banishment Tools.
Everyone please join me in welcoming umop ap!sdn to the Moderator Team.
umop ap!sdn: You are the chosen one.
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umop ap!sdn: You are the chosen one.
by Lance » Wed Mar 15, 2006 8:34 pm
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by Lonewulf » Wed Mar 15, 2006 8:44 pm
Umop: Just remember that I sucked up to you before you became mod!
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by Lance » Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:11 pm
Dragon Star wrote:*Tries too be happy*
umop has been here a long time.
Be patient, young grasshopper.
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by umop ap!sdn » Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:17 pm
It is a great honor, and I'm glad to serve this board! :D
It's funny actually... I recently noticed my join date and updated my avatar accordingly.
Lance wrote:umop has been here a long time.
It's funny actually... I recently noticed my join date and updated my avatar accordingly.
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by Dragon Star » Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:17 pm
You know I am only joking right? I mean, I could never be a moderator...I don't know enough yet, it's not that great when 90% of the people on your forum are smarter then your moderators..*Snicker*
umop ap!sdn deserves it, I am just glad it wasn't Bill or Lonewulf...
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by Lance » Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:18 pm
Dragon Star wrote::lol:
You know I am only joking right? I mean, I could never be a moderator...I don't know enough yet, it's not that great when 90% of the people on your forum are smarter then your moderators..*Snicker*
umop ap!sdn deserves it, I am just glad it wasn't Bill or Lonewulf...
:P
Bill is next in line.
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by Lonewulf » Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:20 pm
Okay.
1) Scary. You nearly gave me a heart attack, Lance.
2) Why wouldn't you want me to be a moderator? I think I'd be a good moderator. I'd just have to exercise a bit of self-control; no big deal. I wouldn't ban someone unless they actually broke a rule.
1) Scary. You nearly gave me a heart attack, Lance.
2) Why wouldn't you want me to be a moderator? I think I'd be a good moderator. I'd just have to exercise a bit of self-control; no big deal. I wouldn't ban someone unless they actually broke a rule.
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by Lance » Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:23 pm
Lonewulf wrote:I'd just have to exercise a bit of self-control; no big deal.
You misspelled "have a lobotomy and be tied to my chair".
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by Lonewulf » Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:25 pm
Lance wrote:You misspelled "have a lobotomy and be tied to my chair".
Hey, I'm not that bad. Really.
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by teri tait » Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:30 pm
I welcome the new Overlord with all of my tiny black heart. :)
(But I'm still devoted solely to the comfort and fawning over of Lance, my Sugardaddyzilla, whom I love unconditionally :))
(But I'm still devoted solely to the comfort and fawning over of Lance, my Sugardaddyzilla, whom I love unconditionally :))
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by Lance » Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:32 pm
*steps in*
*scratches minion behind the ears*
*steps out*
*scratches minion behind the ears*
*steps out*
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by Dragon Star » Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:33 pm
Lonewulf wrote:2) Why wouldn't you want me to be a moderator? I think I'd be a good moderator. I'd just have to exercise a bit of self-control; no big deal. I wouldn't ban someone unless they actually broke a rule.
Well, it's just that inconsiderate asshole part of you persuaded me to place your name along with bill, but your really not that bad, just picking on you. :D
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by Lonewulf » Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:35 pm
'sides, if I'm not made moderator, I'll just be a dictator, and start up my own forums. Where I can do as I please to anyone who steps in.
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by Dragon Star » Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:38 pm
I'd step in, but I probably would just step right back out... :P
Ok, I am done being a dick for today I think...
Ok, I am done being a dick for today I think...
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by teri tait » Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:40 pm
Lance wrote:*steps in*
*scratches minion behind the ears*
*steps out*
:)
Purrrr, purrrrr
(See, this is why I love him so)
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by Lonewulf » Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:42 pm
Dragon Star wrote:I'd step in, but I probably would just step right back out... :P
Ok, I am done being a dick for today I think...
You mean to my forum, or your slimy man-hole?
If the latter, I always knew that you were a speedy one.
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by Dragon Star » Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:44 pm
I will only have it slimed if you try and do something to me, otherwise I am right good resting away inside my statue...
I was talking about your Forum if you ever made one...
I was talking about your Forum if you ever made one...
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by umop ap!sdn » Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:49 pm
Thanks DS, Colt, and Teri! :D
Nothing wrong with that. ;)
Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:Well, look at how I talk since I became one. Sometimes I think I turned into ToSeek.
Nothing wrong with that. ;)
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by Lonewulf » Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:49 pm
Dragon Star wrote:I will only have it slimed if you try and do something to me, otherwise I am right good resting away inside my statue...
So you're resting, waiting for me to "get you slimed". Dude. I'm not into that. Stop flirting with me, already.
I was talking about your Forum if you ever made one...
I might. It would be called "You're mine now, Bitch".
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by Lonewulf » Wed Mar 15, 2006 10:22 pm
I'd run it very simply. If you piss me off, you get banned. If you don't, you stay.
If you piss me off, but I like you anyways, I let you stay.
If you piss me off, but give me cause to laugh a lot often, then I'll let you stay, secure in the knowledge that I could ban you at anytime.
Simple.
If you piss me off, but I like you anyways, I let you stay.
If you piss me off, but give me cause to laugh a lot often, then I'll let you stay, secure in the knowledge that I could ban you at anytime.
Simple.
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