Illuminati-R-Us

With as busy as things have become around here, I found myself in need of help in a hurry. I approached KOS and asked if he'd mind becoming a moderator and help me sort things out. He graciously accepted the battlefield promotion to Brevet Moderator.

Now that things are settled down a bit, I'd like to take this opportunity to make KOS's appointment a permanent one.

Khrushchev's Other Shoe, please kneel:

"In the name of God, St Michael and St George, I give you the right to bear thread tools and the power to meet bannishments!"

Now, arise Sir BigFoot!

<the crowd roars>

<the trumpets sing>

Lance wrote:With as busy as things have become around here, I found myself in need of help in a hurry. I approached KOS and asked if he'd mind becoming a moderator and help me sort things out. He graciously accepted the battlefield promotion to Brevet Moderator.

Now that things are settled down a bit, I'd like to take this opportunity to make KOS's appointment a permanent one.

Khrushchev's Other Shoe, please kneel:

"In the name of God, St Michael and St George, I give you the right to bear thread tools and the power to meet bannishments!"

Now, arise Sir BigFoot!

<the crowd roars>

<the trumpets sing>

That duty I will solemnly obey!

Lance wrote:
"In the name of God, St Michael and St George, I give you the right to bear thread tools and the power to meet bannishments!"

I object. This proclamation is an insult to my faith (or lack thereof).

Is this where I'm supposed to swoon or something?

{Anyway, yay!}

--hippie

hippietrekx wrote:Is this where I'm supposed to swoon or something?

{Anyway, yay!}

--hippie

See Excalibur. The words spoken by Lance (or similar words) were spoken with both relevant parties in a castle moat up to their waists, in the middle of a battle. See Patrick Stewart and Liam Neeson, among others. Nigel Terry as King Arthur, which marks at least the second time he has played an English king - one fictional king, and one future king (at the time of the film's action).

N

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:

hippietrekx wrote:Is this where I'm supposed to swoon or something?

{Anyway, yay!}

--hippie

See Excalibur. The words spoken by Lance (or similar words) were spoken with both relevant parties in a castle moat up to their waists, in the middle of a battle. See Patrick Stewart and Liam Neeson, among others. Nigel Terry as King Arthur, which marks at least the second time he has played an English king - one fictional king, and one future king (at the time of the film's action).

N

Heh. I own that movie on DVD. I haven't seen it in a while though. I would watch it now, having a snow day and all, but I'm going to go take a nap. Whee.

--hippie

I noticed already, KOS, that you're a mod but since this is the time and place...

Congrats! :D

umop ap!sdn wrote:I noticed already, KOS, that you're a mod but since this is the time and place...

Congrats! :D

Thank you, Ms. Datinformation Agent. Now I know what true power is

Wait, KOS is a mod? lol

Congrats :wink:

I guess I should call off the hit squad that I sent to kill KOS for daring to make fun of me now...

Well, a dead mod is usually a less productive one, probably a good idea.

Dragon Star wrote:Well, a dead mod is usually a less productive one, probably a good idea.

I wasn't thinking of productivity, I was thinking of power. KOS now has the power to actually get the power of his avatar.

He'll be a roving dictator working for another dictator anytime now.

While the rule here are admittedly few, killing a moderator would most certainly be a bannable offense. At least a temporary ban, anyway...

Lance wrote:While the rule here are admittedly few, killing a moderator would most certainly be a bannable offense. At least a temporary ban, anyway...

What if I kill you, and overtake your position before any punishment can take place?

Oh, wait, too late to answer, judging by the heavy breathing on your back...

A temporary ban? Little harsh don't you think?

Lonewulf wrote:What if I kill you, and overtake your position before any punishment can take place?

You would suffer the wrath of the pissed-off minion.

And trust me, this is not a fate you would choose for yourself if you had the ability to make an informed decision.

Lance wrote:You would suffer the wrath of the pissed-off minion.

And trust me, this is not a fate you would choose for yourself if you had the ability to make an informed decision.

Which minion? Teri Tait?

I could take her.

Still here. What will you do about it? (Other than talk)

N

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:Still here. What will you do about it? (Other than talk)

N

Well, I'm waiting for you to give me surrender terms before I do anything.

Lonewulf wrote:

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:Still here. What will you do about it? (Other than talk)

N

Well, I'm waiting for you to give me surrender terms before I do anything.

Terms?

I think he wants you to surrender unconditionally.

KOS is all mine, well next time he cums through Chicago. I'll get a hotel room at the airport. That will make "meeting" easier. :wink:

Lance wrote:Terms?

I think he wants you to surrender unconditionally.

He would have things backwards, then. Because of that, I guess I'll have to adjust...

(Give me a few moments)