Illuminati-R-Us

Money rich.

Plinth or 'orse?

Ferkelling plinth stander.

What the fuck indeed.

I find it interesting that the word plinth occurs quite so often on this forum.

Yes you do.

March 17th 1400 – Turko-Mongol emperor Timur the Lame was not far from Damascus and put it to the sword. Because fuck them.

Worthless spunk monkeys.

Huzzah! Our game was cancelled because apparently Dundee is underwater.

Go Hertha!

I'm hopeful there won't be another one. Oh, and not the first time I've heard "Princess of Wales" and "pegging" in the same sentence.

March 14, 1945: The R.A.F. drop the Grand Slam bomb in action for the first time, on a railway viaduct near Bielefeld, Germany. Or rather near a viaduct in the middle of nowhere.

Eh, FC Portudago won, one nil and we're out.

Played 142, won 68, drawn 27, lost 47.

Nothing each at half time at the 'brox, still level on aggregate. Hmm, I have my doubts. Fortunately I'm off to rowing ERGs and it will all be over by the time I can check.

Quince paste.

So she gave me one!

That's the one.

From Wolfsburg.

Slade Prison. This might be a bit dated and parochial.

Mud wrestling.

A point is a point, and The Sheepshaggers are in freefall which helps.

Plinth.

The doctor said I had acute angina!

Lunnin' init.

Arguably the star of the film is German.

'orse.