Illuminati-R-Us

So if Christ was born Jewish why did he have a Mexican name?

Lance wrote:

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:

Bill_Thompson wrote:The Iman will be most displeased with you.

The Imam?

I don't think Dragon Star is a shia, but he can correct me if I am wrong. . .

Dragon Star wrote:I don't think I am, but you never know...

There are some around here that are full of shia, but Dragon Star isn't among them.

Perhaps this would help?

umop ap!sdn wrote:I think I'm leaving one out, and I feel bad about it because that would make the poor dear feel sad.

You're forgetting Olive. Gets a mention in the line "Olive, the other reindeer . . ."

I'll get my coat.

Enzo I'm not getting the photo, I'm guessing David Bowie's missus?

Ah those wacky Germans, always putting money in banks in Burkina Faso and then not telling anyone they have.

Meanwhile, I have a large selection of famous bridges for sale, this is the most recent addition to our catalogue.

I pull the pin and count to . . . what number is it ?

If you have time to spare, plasmapheresis (sp?) is more useful. They centrifuge your blood, give you back the red stuff and keep the plasma and various lumpy bits. It takes about 3/4 of an hour and you recover faster since all you have to replace is liquid not cells and liquid. It is possible to hav...

The 62nd anniversary of this. Coincidence? I don't think so.

Give me time I'll find a link between the two . . .

Well, at least you got them off the streets. :P Where's [strike]Mel[/strike] William Wallace when you need him? Speaking of Wallace, when I visited Scotland I noticed that the statues of Wallace didn't look anything like Mel Gibson. An RAF buddy I made while I was there, said that there was a new s...

I can't see a thing, it's broad daylight here, has been for hours . . .

Enzo I was about to ask in another thread what you were doing up at that ungodly hour. Question answered.

I realised after I posted that was either the straightline to a joke, or close to the truth. I must start using better analogies/examples.

I must also remember not to believe a word you say. :D

Umm, that would be "Britain". And the initial squealing seems to have been to the Pakistani security services who are, of course, Muslim.

I have seen several anti-cult websites which, after 911, showed clearly that 911 is precisely a cult. It uses many of the same conditioning techniques that cults use to make complete unquestioning devotion to their leaders. Without links I'm having to guess here, but I'll go with: they break you do...

(Perhaps I should send her a jar of oil and some water and ask her to try to dilute the oil with the water.) Ah, but they only separate if you use that old fashioned diesel, the new stuff mixes. Throughout history America strove to conquer space and time, looking for ways to go faster and easier. W...

Lance wrote:

Maddox wrote:Watching this video is like being bukakked with stupid.

:glp-rotflmao:

Cheers Lance, I am sitting at work giggling like a loon and people are starting to stare . . .

Well that's not too bad. In Arkansas we once had a state represinative who's regular job was an amusement park clown. Outstanding! I was in Scotland in 97 when you guys had your yes yes-no no vote to establish a parlament. Everybody was pretty excited about. How's the mood now that almost 10 years ...

Yes, it does make you look fat . . .

Nope. I'm going to be offline for a while so if anyone knows it don't wait for confirmation.

Work out for yourselves how to deal with guesses. :D

Nw kybord plas!

Enzo wrote:On another plane:

Ernst Stavro Bowflex.

Concentrates solely on cat stroking muscles . . .

Ok, it was "The Bedford Incident", a film well worth seeing.

Hopefully better known:

"It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination."

What are the rules here; do we let it run longer? Do I post another one since I defeated you all, muhahahahaha! or does Lance go since he persevered and did his research?

Thinks about this, takes deep breath, types anyway. Mrs B doesn't like me telling people this since I sound like a nutter. For years I have concientiously turned up for every election and spoiled my ballot paper. I feel I can't complain about the lieing, thieving bastards if I don't participate but ...

Just a reminder that the "quote" may not be verbatim (sorry, I haven't been able to check) but it is fairly close.

Sidney Poitier plays the reporter, Richard Widmark the naval officer.

previously minor Sith