Illuminati-R-Us

Live in Edinburgh throught he week, we have a cottage in Crail, about 12 miles from Leuchars, that we use at weekends.

Burns Night on an RAF base, the mind boggles . . .

International talk like a pirate day be here again! Keelhaul the landlubbers, splice the parrot and a vast behind! Apologies I´m wrestling with a Spanish keyboard and struggling to link, give an old buccaneer a hand maties? I'm wearing a bandana and large hoop earring, Mrs B made me leave the eyepat...

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:Hmm - just a guess, but would it be similar to "Lucas"?

I hadn't thought of that, yes, very similar to "Lucas". Five points to the gentleman with one shoe.

Mrs B and I spent a very pleasant day on Saturday at RAF Leuchars Airshow watching a variety of aircraft displays and picking up just a touch of sunburn. The Red Arrows were awesome, the Eurofighter and a Polish Mig 29 did some amazing stuff, there was a flyby by a Nimrod from Lossiemouth (one of th...

Well, there are always the clandestine llama shows, but they tend to be smaller. Getting publicity is tough for llama club. After all the first rule of llama club is... Maybe that is why you put a real llama in a llama suit, to sneak it past the RSPCA (animal welfare) patrols. First you put two peo...

"Memoirs of a British Agent" by R. H. Bruce Lockhart. He was the British Vice-Consul in Moscow at the start of the Great War and then back there during and after the Revolutions. Lot of interesting stuff in it, unfortunately all uncorroborated and he is very egotistic and a real blowhard. ...

I need a clue for this one.

Welcome LouieK.

All praise to the FSM.

Pajamas will creep and end up wedged in your crevice . . . :D

Enzo wrote: The show is sanctioned by the Alpaca and Llama Show Association (ALSA).

Who would consider going to an unsanctioned llama show? Or are there competing llama show sanctioning bodies? We're not the ALSA, we're the Association of Alpaca and Llama Showers!

Hmmm, not just me having problems with BAUT then. Anyway, if I can stop you two taking over this thread for your own turfwar . . . :D People seem unable to accept the guy could do a lot of good and still occasionally be a wanker. No one falls entirely one side or the other. He made good, informative...

Precisely, but in all other circumstances, as Robert Plant said, the thong remains the thame.

Close textual analysis of Ephesians shows you "gird your loins with the thong of truth"; when they wrote the King James version us Scots thought that was a bit racy so we left it out.

Sold to the young man in the corner. You're up St. Jimmy.

Please don't let me have another dead thread on my concience.

It is from 1994 and the ultimate slacker movie.

The latest I heard is that the barb went into his heart which is why he died, instead of it sticking in his chest and the toxins being a bit unpleasant. Simple bad luck.

But ironically, he wasn't doing anything dangerous at the time. They were filming for his daughter's new kid's show "Jungle Kids". (my bold) That may qualify for the famous last words thread. :D I didn't hear what he was doing but it did strike me he wasn't dealing with the creatures he k...

Yep, you roll the dice often enough . . .

It occurs to me that they should make chaps/thong combinations so you can turn the other cheek. Nurse, time for my pills again . . .

Deleted, since I found an answer to my question.

Or a Googlewhack?

We need our own style of clothing, a shield of "science", trousers of "tolerance", a coat of "conscience" and a hat of "hilarity" . . . or maybe not.

Lance wrote:

Heid the Ba' wrote:Hmm, they don't seem to deliver to here.

Consider yourself lucky. ;)

And I'm a vegetarian . . . :D