Inspired by the OP...
Ick sitze hia unn esse Klops
Uff ehma klopp's
Ick staune, kieke, wundre mia,
Uff ehma jeht se uff de Tüa
Ick jeh nach draußen, kieke,
Unn wea steht draußen? - Icke
(for anyone interested in German ethno-studies, this is written in my native Berlin dialect)