Illuminati-R-Us

The season seems to be petering out, which isn’t the worst.

Two nil at the end, that’s our season over.

Played 159, won 67, drawn 35, lost 57.

BasquoDago nil, Rangers nil 30 minutes in. We’re doing our thing where we negate everything and nick a late goal.

In seven of our last ten games we have gone two goals down. Defence? What's that? At half time we were two down with a man sent off. 90+6 we got the equaliser. Draws feel like wins these days.

Sheepshaggers 2 - 2 Rangers

Played 157, won 67, drawn 35, lost 55.

Twelve minutes extra time, the last few with nine men as one was stretchered off and still nil nil. We'll get a hiding in the second leg and go out but tonight we celebrate!

Rangers 0 - 0 BasquoDago

Played 154, won 67, drawn 32, lost 55.

Centre back sent off after 13 minutes, nil nil at half time. Half way there in a shit show at home to BasquoDago Bilbao who should put five past us.

Мастер wrote:At the Sevens.

Private corporate box. Tickets about S$900, I paid nothing.

Free food, free flow beer and wine.

Working hard to make sure my benefactor gets his money’s worth.

Good work fella.

Fifth home loss in a row. In that time we've won away at Celtic and Fenerbahce so fuck knows what's going on.

Played 151, won 66, drawn 31, lost 54.

We're ups against the Leith Soapdodgers later and RCC at home in a local Derby . . .

70? I was about to say I didn't think he was that much older than me, then I remembered I'm 63 . .

Yes, a very pleasant visit including a comedy show about testicular cancer.

The Other Dundee 3 - 4 Rangers

We shipped stupid goals and needed a 173rd minute winner. Three points, but a very sketchy three points.

Played 149, won 66, drawn 31, lost 52.

Relatedly, a body was exhumed from a cemetery four months ago after information that a second body was hidden in a grave after a recent burial in the '70s. After DNA tests it isn't a "Disappeared" or who should be in the grave. All very curious. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czrnzky1...

You never really know why, but there was nothing you could have done.

What do I know, two up after 37 minutes, they got two back to level it, then we got an 88th minute winner. Get it up ye. There's talk of us getting bought by the 49ers owners, which would be ok, but there is also talk of Mourinho as manager which would be a shitshow. Played 141, won 62, drawn 29, lo...

Oh we remember him. Old Firm Derby today, so that's a loss.

A 939 runs, in part, from Cock Bridge to Tomintoul and is regularly closed by snow.

That is amazing.

Rangers 0 - 2 Istanturko, Rangers through on penalties. Fuck it, I'm claiming this as a win. Mourinho is a worthless, whiny fuck.

Played 139, won 61, drawn 29, lost 49

Two.

Needing a clue here Boss.

935:
Is there any 900 number that isn't a Porsche?
A San Francisco area code.
A road that will take you away from Montrose, don't contemplate the alternative.

Dialling 932 will get you either SE Texas or Barcelona, depending on the international code.
Very Porschey.

Not the funniest Rangers related thing to happen at Fenerbahce.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ht7hDlxLgM4

The despair I can take, it's the hope I can't stand. One - nil up after six minutes.

Pissy Wee European Competition for Pissy Wee Teams tonight. We're away to Turkostanbul. Let's hope Souness is there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ht7hDlxLgM4

Yes, our lot managed to take four years to get three promotions despite all our advantages.