Illuminati-R-Us

Baba O'Riley :: RE: Band, name, or verse

Author: KLA2
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 11:15 pm (GMT -5)
Topic Replies: 405

(A') Breakin' rocks in the ... hot sun
I Fought the Law and the ... law won
I Fought the Law and the ... law won
I needed money, 'cause I ... had none
I Fought the Law and the ... law won
I Fought the Law and the ... law won

I left my baby and I feel so bad
I guess my race is run
Well, she's the best girl ... I've ever had
I Fought the Law and the ... law won
I Fought the Law and the ... law won

(Instrumental Break)

Robbin' people with a . . . SIX gun
I Fought the Law and the ... law won
I Fought the Law and the ... law won

I miss my baby and the ... good fun
I Fought the Law and the ... law won
I Fought the Law and the ... law won

I left my baby and I feel so bad
I guess my race is run
But, she's the best girl ... I've ever had
I Fought the Law and the ... law won
I Fought the Law and the ... law won

- I FOUGHT THE LAW
The Bobby Fuller Four
(Sonny Curtis)
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"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."
-Friedrich Nietzsche

Toys-Я-Us :: RE: A diverse group enter a drinking establishment . . .

Author: KLA2
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 11:08 pm (GMT -5)
Topic Replies: 57

Hunting humour �

Two hunters are out in the Michigan woods. Suddenly, one clutches his chest and falls to the ground.

The other frantically calls 911 on his cell phone, and tells the responder that his buddy is dead, and asks what to do.

The responder says, �Calm down. First, be sure your companion is really dead.�

There is a brief silence on the line, then the 911 responder hears click, click, BLAM BLAM.

The hunter comes back on the line. �Alright, I�m sure. Now, what should I do?�
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"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."
-Friedrich Nietzsche

Toys-Я-Us :: RE: A diverse group enter a drinking establishment . . .

Author: KLA2
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 10:59 pm (GMT -5)
Topic Replies: 57

Medical humour �

A man goes to his doctor's office to find out the results of his tests.

�I�m afraid I have bad news, and worse news� says the doctor.

�Oh, no. What is the bad news?�

�You only have 24 hours to live.�

�My God!� Says the patient. �How could there be worse news?�

The doctor says, �I have been trying to contact you since yesterday!�
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"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."
-Friedrich Nietzsche

Here There Be Llamas :: RE: What sports teams do you support?

Author: Enzo
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 5:41 pm (GMT -5)
Topic Replies: 820

I was being facetious. I should have included a link to make the joke work.

I know nothing of any USA World Cup teams they may have, I wish them success, but the US WOmens Professional Soccer league just cancelled the 2012 season after losing some teams from the organization and having legal troubles.

I thought about maybe getting a hat or something, but alas, even their web site store is now closed.

http://www.womensprosoccer.com/

This isn;t the first false start for a womens pro league here.

Here There Be Llamas :: RE: SOMEbody has to make them

Author: Enzo
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 5:34 pm (GMT -5)
Topic Replies: 2

Fear not. All warranty means is that IF there is a failure or defect, they will set it straight at no charge to the customer. AFter that period, if something needs service, they will still do the work, but now you get the bill.

Just like a car or a TV set.

Here There Be Llamas :: RE: SOMEbody has to make them

Author: KLA2
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 4:30 pm (GMT -5)
Topic Replies: 2

What I found interesting was the warranties - three year and five year. Yikes! I have been on wooden rollercoasters 30 or 40 years old, notably the Flyer at the Toronto CNE.

Mighty Flyer, a wooden roller coaster, built in 1953 by Conklin Shows. It was a permanent fixture that lasted until the early 1990s.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exhibition_Place#Demolished_buildings_and_attractions
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"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."
-Friedrich Nietzsche

Here There Be Llamas :: RE: What sports teams do you support?

Author: Arneb
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 11:56 am (GMT -5)
Topic Replies: 820

Hertha 0 - 1 Hannover

There. Hertha, usually seen as an established force in the Bundesliga, is tumbling towards their secon relegation in three years. As usual megalomania, carelessness and signing a totally inept coach because he has a name.

Garrgh
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Here There Be Llamas :: RE: What sports teams do you support?

Author: Lianachan
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 10:54 am (GMT -5)
Topic Replies: 820

Arneb wrote:

You do realize that actually being successful borders on treason, don't you?

I'd like to try it briefly, just to make sure I don't like it.

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Here There Be Llamas :: RE: What sports teams do you support?

Author: Arneb
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 7:18 am (GMT -5)
Topic Replies: 820

Lianachan wrote:

My football club are even more lowly, I assure you. When I started supporting them, they were amateur and not in the football leagues. Now, they have already been runners-up in the Scottish Cup and are teetering on the brink of promotion to the to most lofty league in the land - alongside the likes of Rangers and Celtic.

You do realize that actually being successful borders on treason, don't you?

Enzo wrote:

You guys have too much fun. I think I'm going to start following soccer, perhaps US Womens professional soccer.

You can take some inspiration from our own ToSeek, who does just that. But beware! the US women's football team finisched secon in last year's World Cup. they are actually duccessful, mind you!
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Here There Be Llamas :: SOMEbody has to make them

Author: Enzo
Subject: SOMEbody has to make them
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 2:06 am (GMT -5)
Topic Replies: 2

Take a ride on a coaster.

http://www.rockymtnconstruction.com/

http://www.rockymtnconstruction.com/rollercoasters/roller_coasters.html

Here There Be Llamas :: RE: What sports teams do you support?

Author: Enzo
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 1:52 am (GMT -5)
Topic Replies: 820

You guys have too much fun. I think I'm going to start following soccer, perhaps US Womens professional soccer.

Astronomy / Cosmology / Physics :: RE: To the MOON...

Author: Enzo
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 1:47 am (GMT -5)
Topic Replies: 10

Hmmm. Actually, for 850 beans, that one's kind of a beater. Lots of rust and cabinet wear.

Astronomy / Cosmology / Physics :: RE: To the MOON...

Author: Enzo
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 1:45 am (GMT -5)
Topic Replies: 10

OK!! SO that, a couple $4000 hammers, and a $600 toilet seat and we are on our way to a government contract.

Current Events and Politics :: RE: RIP: Don Cornelius

Author: Enzo
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 1:43 am (GMT -5)
Topic Replies: 5

Yeah, imagine what it is like being with her all the time...

Current Events and Politics :: RE: RIP: Don Cornelius

Author: KLA2
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 9:44 pm (GMT -5)
Topic Replies: 5

Wow, wring. That just makes a sad story sadder.
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"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."
-Friedrich Nietzsche