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	<title>Current Events and Politics :: RE: What time is it?</title>
	<link>http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/viewtopic.php?p=137249#137249</link>
	<description>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=39&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Superluminal&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;

Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 8:53 pm (GMT -6)&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span class="postbody"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;table width=&quot;90%&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt; 	  &lt;td&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;genmed&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;wring wrote:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;	&lt;/tr&gt;	&lt;tr&gt;	  &lt;td class=&quot;quote&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;table width=&quot;90%&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt; 	  &lt;td&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;genmed&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Superluminal wrote:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;	&lt;/tr&gt;	&lt;tr&gt;	  &lt;td class=&quot;quote&quot;&gt;
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What about rotary phones?  Would kids today know how to dial a no.?&lt;/td&gt;	&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;postbody&quot;&gt;There's a scene from a movie we saw (just  the scene the movie was too dumb to actually watch)  where a model was in a hotel room in a small hick town and tried to use the rotary dial phone by pushing at the numbers.&lt;/td&gt;	&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;postbody&quot;&gt;
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We had a push button phone once.  All the buttons were in a circle, just like a rotary phone.
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	<title>Here There Be Llamas :: RE: What sports teams do you support?</title>
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	<description>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=153&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Arneb&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;

Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 3:40 pm (GMT -6)&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span class="postbody"&gt;Bayern München 1 - 1 Chelsea FC
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Chelsea win the match and thee 2012 Champions League 4 - 3 after penalties. Bayern's heeart and soul, Bastian Schweinsteiger, hits the post with the las Bayern penalty, and Drogba seals it, Champions fashion. 
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God, what a sad ending to a truly great game of football. 
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The old German football wisdom obtains, &amp;quot;wenn de se nich reinmachst...&amp;quot;
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	<title>Baba O'Riley :: RE: Movie Quotes</title>
	<link>http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/viewtopic.php?p=137245#137245</link>
	<description>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=158&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Blue Monster 65&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;

Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 11:25 am (GMT -6)&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span class="postbody"&gt;Sigh ... 
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&amp;quot;Final report of the commercial starship Nostromo, third officer reporting. The other members of the crew, Kane, Lambert, Parker, Brett, Ash and Captain Dallas, are dead. Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about six weeks. With a little luck, the network will pick me up. This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off.&amp;quot;
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	<title>Current Events and Politics :: RE: What time is it?</title>
	<link>http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/viewtopic.php?p=137244#137244</link>
	<description>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=116&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Enzo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;

Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 11:01 am (GMT -6)&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span class="postbody"&gt;And it used to be a joke, but now happens enough that...
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&amp;quot;Quick, what's the number for 9-1-1?&amp;quot;
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	<title>Current Events and Politics :: RE: What time is it?</title>
	<link>http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/viewtopic.php?p=137240#137240</link>
	<description>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=168&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;wring&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;

Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 6:52 am (GMT -6)&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span class="postbody"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;table width=&quot;90%&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt; 	  &lt;td&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;genmed&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Superluminal wrote:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;	&lt;/tr&gt;	&lt;tr&gt;	  &lt;td class=&quot;quote&quot;&gt;
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What about rotary phones?  Would kids today know how to dial a no.?&lt;/td&gt;	&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;postbody&quot;&gt;There's a scene from a movie we saw (just  the scene the movie was too dumb to actually watch)  where a model was in a hotel room in a small hick town and tried to use the rotary dial phone by pushing at the numbers.
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	<title>Current Events and Politics :: RE: What time is it?</title>
	<link>http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/viewtopic.php?p=137239#137239</link>
	<description>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=2&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Lance&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;

Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 6:33 am (GMT -6)&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span class="postbody"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;table width=&quot;90%&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt; 	  &lt;td&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;genmed&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Mactep wrote:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;	&lt;/tr&gt;	&lt;tr&gt;	  &lt;td class=&quot;quote&quot;&gt;I wonder what they'd think if the clock had Roman numerals.&lt;/td&gt;	&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;postbody&quot;&gt;
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You'd have to adjust for the time difference to Italy.
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6EQUJ5?
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	<title>Current Events and Politics :: RE: What time is it?</title>
	<link>http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/viewtopic.php?p=137237#137237</link>
	<description>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=39&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Superluminal&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;

Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 2:33 am (GMT -6)&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span class="postbody"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;table width=&quot;90%&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt; 	  &lt;td&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;genmed&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Mactep wrote:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;	&lt;/tr&gt;	&lt;tr&gt;	  &lt;td class=&quot;quote&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;table width=&quot;90%&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt; 	  &lt;td&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;genmed&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Enzo wrote:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;	&lt;/tr&gt;	&lt;tr&gt;	  &lt;td class=&quot;quote&quot;&gt;tell them to adjust something or tighten a screw &amp;quot;clockwise&amp;quot; and they have no idea what that means.&lt;/td&gt;	&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;postbody&quot;&gt;
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OMFG
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I always hear this &amp;quot;right is tight, left is loose&amp;quot; saying, which I absolutely hate.  When the top goes right, the bottom goes left.&lt;/td&gt;	&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;postbody&quot;&gt;
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Righty tighty, lefty loosey.  That's the way I learned it.
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I guess the old saying:  &amp;quot;Even a stopped clock is right at least twice a day,&amp;quot; will be confussing to the new generation.  After all, a digital watch shows nothing when it has no power.  So, a stopped clock would never be correct, but then again, it would never be wrong. &lt;img src=&quot;http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif&quot; title=&quot;Shocked&quot; alt=&quot;[Shocked]&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align:-3px;&quot; /&gt; 
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Imangine the look you'd get if you told someone to:  &amp;quot;Watch your 6 (o'clock position).
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What about rotary phones?  Would kids today know how to dial a no.?
&lt;br /&gt;_________________&lt;br /&gt;I'm not a scientist, but I play one on the internet.
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	<title>Here There Be Llamas :: RE: Still got it and feeling ducky</title>
	<link>http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/viewtopic.php?p=137236#137236</link>
	<description>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=116&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Enzo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;

Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 10:07 pm (GMT -6)&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span class="postbody"&gt;Dumb broad...
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	<title>Baba O'Riley :: RE: Movie Quotes</title>
	<link>http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/viewtopic.php?p=137235#137235</link>
	<description>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=158&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Blue Monster 65&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;

Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 9:00 pm (GMT -6)&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span class="postbody"&gt;Crud.  I think I may have even done this one before. 
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Here's one more: &amp;quot;It's a robot.  *** is a goddamn robot.&amp;quot;
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	<title>Here There Be Llamas :: RE: Still got it and feeling ducky</title>
	<link>http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/viewtopic.php?p=137234#137234</link>
	<description>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=168&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;wring&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;

Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 6:43 pm (GMT -6)&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span class="postbody"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;table width=&quot;90%&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt; 	  &lt;td&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;genmed&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Enzo wrote:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;	&lt;/tr&gt;	&lt;tr&gt;	  &lt;td class=&quot;quote&quot;&gt;  Of course she has the larger butt in this case.&lt;/td&gt;	&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;postbody&quot;&gt;
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But you're the bigger ass.
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	<description>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=57&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Mactep&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;

Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 6:42 pm (GMT -6)&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span class="postbody"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;table width=&quot;90%&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt; 	  &lt;td&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;genmed&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Enzo wrote:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;	&lt;/tr&gt;	&lt;tr&gt;	  &lt;td class=&quot;quote&quot;&gt;tell them to adjust something or tighten a screw &amp;quot;clockwise&amp;quot; and they have no idea what that means.&lt;/td&gt;	&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;postbody&quot;&gt;
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OMFG
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I always hear this &amp;quot;right is tight, left is loose&amp;quot; saying, which I absolutely hate.  When the top goes right, the bottom goes left.
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	<title>Here There Be Llamas :: RE: Still got it and feeling ducky</title>
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	<description>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=116&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Enzo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;

Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 6:27 pm (GMT -6)&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span class="postbody"&gt;Oh, we are just a totally obnoxious couple to be around.  MY former business partner used to marvel, &amp;quot;I've never seen a couple whose relationship was based on getting each other's goat.&amp;quot;   IN fact I have a small plastic goat next to me here at work, that she gave me to demonstrate she could get my goat any time.
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Either one of us is totally willing to be the butt of a joke.  Of course she has the larger butt in this case.
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	<title>Current Events and Politics :: RE: What time is it?</title>
	<link>http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/viewtopic.php?p=137231#137231</link>
	<description>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=116&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Enzo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;

Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 6:22 pm (GMT -6)&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span class="postbody"&gt;I have some mantle clocks with Roman Numerals.   That was not rare when I was young.  There are two schools on it, some clocks render 4 as IV while others render it as IIII.
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Actually I have been poking fun at the younger generation on that very point for some time.   tell them to adjust something or tighten a screw &amp;quot;clockwise&amp;quot; and they have no idea what that means.
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ACtually watches in general are out of fashion.  Ask a kid what time it is and he looks at his cell phone.
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What do the clock drawings say about dementia in Salvador Dali's case?
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	<link>http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/viewtopic.php?p=137230#137230</link>
	<description>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=57&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Mactep&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;

Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 5:27 pm (GMT -6)&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span class="postbody"&gt;I Googled, so no help forthcoming from me.
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From time to time, I think of really good quotes to ask the next time it is my turn, but then I don't write them down.  So when it does become my turn, they are long forgotten &lt;img src=&quot;http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/images/smiles/icon_sad.gif&quot; title=&quot;Sad&quot; alt=&quot;[Sad]&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align:-3px;&quot; /&gt;
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	<description>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=57&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Mactep&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;

Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 2:40 pm (GMT -6)&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span class="postbody"&gt;I wonder what they'd think if the clock had Roman numerals.
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