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	<title>Here There Be Llamas :: RE: Never too many chip clips</title>
	<link>http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/viewtopic.php?p=118909#118909</link>
	<description>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=168&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;wring&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;

Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:13 am (GMT -5)&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span class="postbody"&gt;Mr. Burns voice on:  &lt;span style=&quot;font-style: italic&quot;&gt;Excellent&lt;/span&gt;  Mr. Burns voice off.
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OH, and add all of the animated fun smilies, too, while we're at it!!
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	<title>Here There Be Llamas :: RE: Goldfish crackers</title>
	<link>http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/viewtopic.php?p=118908#118908</link>
	<description>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=116&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Enzo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;

Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 1:08 am (GMT -5)&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span class="postbody"&gt;They were spawning and they....
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Nah, maybe not...
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	<title>Here There Be Llamas :: RE: Never too many chip clips</title>
	<link>http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/viewtopic.php?p=118907#118907</link>
	<description>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=116&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Enzo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;

Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 1:07 am (GMT -5)&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span class="postbody"&gt;Alright, that's it, I'm gonna have to kick your ass.
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And I used to think you were a nice kid.
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	<title>Here There Be Llamas :: Never too many chip clips</title>
	<link>http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/viewtopic.php?p=118905#118905</link>
	<description>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=117&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;St. Jimmy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Subject: Never too many chip clips&lt;br /&gt;
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:31 am (GMT -5)&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span class="postbody"&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;left&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;#&quot; onclick=&quot;javascript&amp;#058; window.open( 'http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g90/St_Ducky/Snapshot_20100310_6.jpg', 'imgpop',  'width='+(640+40)+',height='+(480+35)+',status=no,toolbar=no,menubar=no,resizable=yes,scrollbars=yes' ); return false;&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g90/St_Ducky/Snapshot_20100310_6.jpg&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; width=&quot;550&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;gensmall&quot;&gt;&lt;i&gt;Thumbnail, click to enlarge.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;_________________&lt;br /&gt;The Arby's® Medium Drink Cup says, &amp;quot;Happiness is just one curly fry away.&amp;quot;
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The Arby's® Side Kickers® Box says, &amp;quot;Ah, the side dish.  What would a meal be without it?  A sandwich on its own is fine, but add some mozzarella sticks, and suddenly, you've got a party on your hands.&amp;quot;
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The Large Curly Fry® Box says, &amp;quot;Ah, the side dish.  Trusty wingman of the Sandwich.  Brother to the Wrap. The yin to a Jamocha Shake's yang.  It's the sixth man on the bench.  The designated hitter.  The best supporting actor.  It's, well, choose your favorite methaphor. Then just add ketchup.&amp;quot;
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I'm thinking Arby's™&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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	<title>Here There Be Llamas :: RE: Goldfish crackers</title>
	<link>http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/viewtopic.php?p=118903#118903</link>
	<description>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=158&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Blue Monster 65&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;

Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 10:03 pm (GMT -5)&lt;br /&gt;
Topic Replies: 3&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span class="postbody"&gt;My kids eat thes by the boxful, too.  I wonder if you got something from another snack cracker type (made by the same company) that was accidentally mixed in?
&lt;br /&gt;_________________&lt;br /&gt;Is there such a thing?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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	<title>Here There Be Llamas :: RE: May I change my name, please?</title>
	<link>http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/viewtopic.php?p=118902#118902</link>
	<description>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=158&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Blue Monster 65&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;

Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:52 pm (GMT -5)&lt;br /&gt;
Topic Replies: 11&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span class="postbody"&gt;Cue Madness: &amp;quot;It must be love ... love ... love&amp;quot;
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&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puYt7B-tKQ8&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puYt7B-tKQ8&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;_________________&lt;br /&gt;Is there such a thing?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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	<title>Here There Be Llamas :: RE: May I change my name, please?</title>
	<link>http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/viewtopic.php?p=118901#118901</link>
	<description>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=116&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Enzo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;

Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 8:35 pm (GMT -5)&lt;br /&gt;
Topic Replies: 11&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span class="postbody"&gt;She walks on the ground I worship.
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	<title>Here There Be Llamas :: RE: Goldfish crackers</title>
	<link>http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/viewtopic.php?p=118900#118900</link>
	<description>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=116&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Enzo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;

Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 8:34 pm (GMT -5)&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span class="postbody"&gt;A colony of typhus?
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	<title>Baba O'Riley :: RE: Word Association Game</title>
	<link>http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/viewtopic.php?p=118896#118896</link>
	<description>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=115&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;pmcolt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;

Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 8:18 pm (GMT -5)&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span class="postbody"&gt;reliability
&lt;br /&gt;_________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 6px; line-height: normal&quot;&gt;This is my signature line.  Pretty spiffy, eh?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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	<title>Here There Be Llamas :: Goldfish crackers</title>
	<link>http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/viewtopic.php?p=118895#118895</link>
	<description>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=115&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;pmcolt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Subject: Goldfish crackers&lt;br /&gt;
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 8:11 pm (GMT -5)&lt;br /&gt;
Topic Replies: 3&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span class="postbody"&gt;Goldfish snack crackers. I eat the things handful after handful, out of the 2 lb. boxes. 
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Some of these cheddar snacks boast a smiley face with a dimpled eye and simple smile. This is no doubt an evolutionary adaptation meant to stave off the wholesale consumption of the entire goldfish snack species.
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I just pulled one out of the bottom of the box that's shaped differently, though. It's completely circular, with five lines cut into it, arranged roughly in the shape of a pot leaf: one long straight line with two arcs to either side, and two smaller, shorter arcs below those.
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It's the only one like it in the box. I can't quite figure it to be a mis-cut, since it looks well formed and symmetric, but I don't see any markings on the box telling me that they've added a new goldfish shape. Anyone have any idea what the thing might be?
&lt;br /&gt;_________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 6px; line-height: normal&quot;&gt;This is my signature line.  Pretty spiffy, eh?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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	<title>Here There Be Llamas :: RE: May I change my name, please?</title>
	<link>http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/viewtopic.php?p=118890#118890</link>
	<description>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=168&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;wring&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;

Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 12:37 pm (GMT -5)&lt;br /&gt;
Topic Replies: 11&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span class="postbody"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;table width=&quot;90%&quot; cellspacing=&quot;1&quot; cellpadding=&quot;3&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt; 	  &lt;td&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;genmed&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Lance wrote:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;	&lt;/tr&gt;	&lt;tr&gt;	  &lt;td class=&quot;quote&quot;&gt;Do we need to change it to &amp;quot;Wring&amp;quot;?&lt;/td&gt;	&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;postbody&quot;&gt;
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As in capital letter?  No, not necessary.  I don't get upset when folks capitalize it, but my original screen name was in fact wring w/o capitalization.  
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As for the rest - I'm way nicer to him than he deserves.  So there.
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	<title>Here There Be Llamas :: RE: New Start</title>
	<link>http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/viewtopic.php?p=118889#118889</link>
	<description>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=150&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Heid the Ba'&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;

Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 10:48 am (GMT -5)&lt;br /&gt;
Topic Replies: 15&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span class="postbody"&gt;Thanks MM, I had a feeling he wasn't Comrade Footwear at BAUT.
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And I'll spell it any way I chose . . . &lt;img src=&quot;http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/images/smiles/icon_redface.gif&quot; title=&quot;Embarassed&quot; alt=&quot;[Embarassed]&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align:-3px;&quot; /&gt;
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	<title>Here There Be Llamas :: RE: New Start</title>
	<link>http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/viewtopic.php?p=118888#118888</link>
	<description>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=7&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;MM_Dandy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;

Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 10:24 am (GMT -5)&lt;br /&gt;
Topic Replies: 15&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span class="postbody"&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold&quot;&gt;Mactep&lt;/span&gt; == (formerly)&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold&quot;&gt;Khrushchev's Other Shoe&lt;/span&gt; == &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bautforum.com/members/montebianco.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; class=&quot;postlink&quot;&gt;montebianco&lt;/a&gt;.
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At BAUT, I am known as &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bautforum.com/members/martianmarvin.html&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot; class=&quot;postlink&quot;&gt;MartianMarvin&lt;/a&gt;. I pretty much limit myself to reading the Conspiracy Theories forum, though.
&lt;br /&gt;_________________&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;I always knew I had knowledge I didn't have...&amp;quot; - a so-called 'Indigo Child'
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&amp;quot;Once you've restricted yourself to information that turns up in Google searches, you begin having a very distorted view of the world.&amp;quot; - Charles Petzold&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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	<title>Baba O'Riley :: RE: Mornington Crescent 3</title>
	<link>http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/viewtopic.php?p=118887#118887</link>
	<description>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=150&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Heid the Ba'&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;

Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:18 am (GMT -5)&lt;br /&gt;
Topic Replies: 71&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span class="postbody"&gt;As troubleagain is skipping her trun, (Is she in rucksack?)
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: bold&quot;&gt;Bank&lt;/span&gt;
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	<title>Here There Be Llamas :: RE: May I change my name, please?</title>
	<link>http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/viewtopic.php?p=118886#118886</link>
	<description>Author: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=158&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Blue Monster 65&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;

Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 6:57 am (GMT -5)&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;span class="postbody"&gt;Can't be the same person: she was never this nice to you.
&lt;br /&gt;_________________&lt;br /&gt;Is there such a thing?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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